Jumbling words
This has got to be one of best E-mails I’ve received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Please tell me what does the word “RYOSIFYMLISUE” stands for. I am baffled of how to get this. Please help me out solving this.
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
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ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letter:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
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MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
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NEW TRAINEE!
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…..
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
“Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded:
“You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back:
“And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put the phone down…..