Dear Tech Support Team
Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
“A Troubled User”
REPLY:Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0.
WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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am July 28 2006 @ 9:47 am
Michael Sync said
am August 1 2006 @ 4:01 am
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One thought from jminton ~
Maybe you could set up duel boot and install wife 2.0 on one partition and girlfriend 1.0 on the other…
As long as you install Girlfriend 1.0 on the linux partition and keep Wife 2.0 on the windows one, you should be safe since linux can see your NTFS partition but your NTFS partition can NOT see your EXT3 partitions…
Has anyone tried this yet? Do you think that will work?
Michael Sync said
am August 1 2006 @ 4:06 am
lol..
really nice idea..
Be careful, If you are not so good in installing linux, Linux might overwrite the Windows Partition..
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Paul said
am October 16 2006 @ 2:04 pm
I’m still looking for a free version of Girlfriend 5.0.
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am October 16 2006 @ 2:41 pm
>>I’m still looking for a free version of Girlfriend 5.0.
I guess, you should find Girlfriend 5.0 from different verdors. but as you are looking for free version, you wont get quality one and it might only work before expired.
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