Smoking is good for you!
This was posted on the web of Altf who was the one of Grapecitizens - so credit goes to him for finding this.
Note: This is NOT what I say.. So, …
Original : Smoking Is Good For You : By Altf
WAY too much has been said about the ‘ill-effects’ of smoking, what it could ‘do’ to you and other crap. The effects of smoking have been greatly exaggerated, and it’s us smokers who have to face the public sentiment on this.
Anyways, what is the big deal if I smoke? People will often come up to me and tell me, “Smoking can kill you, you know?” I promptly reply with some smartass remark like “Really? THANK you for telling me!” Yeah, Sherlocks. I’m too stupid and illiterate to read the warning on the pack, let alone understand it. I have this feeling that not smoking actually makes people so stupid, they don’t realize that smokers already know what they’re doing to their bodies. Hey, I know my lungs have taken on a distinct coloration of black, with pink patches here and there. I know that I’ll be hacking up blood in my cough, a couple years from now. Who gives a damn?
I have a hectic and inundated (translation: fucked up) life, and I’d like to take a break from it all to enjoy the relief that the cigarette can bring to me. The last thing I need is for yet another self-appointed Samaritan coming near me to tell me what I’m doing to my body, or why they object to me puffing around. It’s not like I’m going up to them and telling them, “Excuse me, sir, could you please go elsewhere, you’re in my smoking space.” I’d really love to do that though, I don’t think that they’re even worthy of breathing my 2nd hand smoke.
How many of you readers smoke? How many of you are ferverent anti-smoking lobbyists? What IS your problem with smokers? Till date, I haven’t seen a good answer for that last question.
I’ve made a list of 20 points I’d like to make for the case of smoking. If anyone can, what is the case against smoking/second-hand smoking?
Here’s my spit:
- Increases concentration.
- People often go with the general sentiment on things like these, most of what you hear is hogwash. Cases of cancer are linked with smoking, but it’s not proof. Only 1 in 3 of us will get lung cancer. (By “us” I also include non smokers).
- Smokers are a persecuted lot, since this habit has been banned from workplaces, restaurants, buses, subways and planes. You don’t think they’d outlaw breathing for christ’s sake.
- Smokers have the only real community that’s left in the workplace today.
- Smokers suffer from less stress, since they actually take a few breaks per day.
- That bruhaha about second hand smoking is a load of crap. it’s just a phrase made up to get normal people who earlier didn’t care about it, to go and further persecute the smokers.
- It’s cool to smoke. Ever seen a hacker or a real artist with a health shake?
- Smokers support the economy by paying all those taxes, which *AHEM* some of us don’t.
- Warning:
The Surgeon General fails to warn you that non-smokers die every day - Studies have shown that prolonged contact (as in several years) with second hand smoking can cause mild lung problems. Second hand smoke has no immediate harmful effects.
- Actually, why not just ban non-smokers?
- Too much is made of the 4000 chemicals that make up a cigarette. Several carcinogens found in cigarettes are found in peppers, carrots, strawberries, tomatoes, onions and grapefruit.
- Believe it or not, nicotine is actually “a surprisingly potent drug for a variety of diseases that afflict the brain, including Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s and Tourette’s syndrome.” (An image makeover for nicotine: It shows promise against brain diseases, HealthCentral.com - Feb. 21, 2000) Smokers have a 60% lower risk of Parkinson’s disease.
- Nicotine has a positive effect on ulcerative colitis, which is an inflammation of the stomach lining, and this disorder affects nonsmokers more than smokers.
- Smokers actually recovered better from a heart attack than nonsmokers
- Smoking was found to reduce the risk of estrogen-dependent endometrial cancer (dunno what that means, it just sounds really cool)
- Schizophrenics (4 million Americans) who smoke can get enough nicotine stimulation to switch on a brain receptor that helps filter information.
- Stanford researchers have discovered that low doses of nicotine - a major component of cigarette smoke - appear to promote new blood vessel growth (in mice). (“Nicotine to be used to treat heart disease,” Reuters Health, HealthCentral.com - Sept. 2000)
- Alcohol is even more harmful than smoking. Yet not much is said against it as compared to smoking. Half a bottle of wine can supply you with 32-40 times the amount of lead a whole pack of smokes can give you.
- “Sick smokers may burden a country’s health care system but dead smokers save governments money”
A single drive to work puts out more deadly fumes and toxins in the air, than a smoker could possibly do in one year. If you drive a car, your car puts out more deadly poisons and toxins in one drive to work than my smoking does in a year. When you go home again, that’s another year. So in a couple months, you’ve created more deadly toxins in the environment than my smoking will in a lifetime. But it’s always easier to point fingers at other people, isn’t it?
If you’re really concerned about your health then put your money where your mouth is. Stop buying products that are painted (all kinds of toxins put into the environment) or made of plastic (here’s some stuff that’s good for your health, right?) and stop driving a car. You can survive that way - a lot of people do it. But I’ll bet you don’t want to give up the conveniences these things offer.
I’m really tired of hearing people complain about the health risks that smokers present to them when they aren’t willing to make changes to their own lifestyle that WOULD AFFECT THEM MORE than having any number of smokers quit.
I’m a smoker and to be honest, I really hate seeing butts all over the ground. But I’m also tired of seeing McDonalds wrappers all over the place. When a non-smoker sees a butt on the ground, they always say something like, “ALL smokers should have to clean these up.” or something along the lines of punishment for ALL smokers. But they never say “every person who eats at McDonalds should have to clean these up.”
When was the last time you heard this one:
“He went to the bar after work, had one smoke too many and went home and beat the crap out of his wife and kids?”
Or
“That auto accident was caused by someone who smoked one too many? (we’re talking about tobacco here).”
Special thanks to Cafeenman for unknowingly allowing me to quote him on the last passage. But it doesn’t really matter, since if I had asked him, I’m pretty sure he would have agreed anyways…
Altf
There are another articles also.. but it’s not about the adv of smoking.Aniway, its good to read.. So, Chkitout. http://nineninesanay.bravehost.com/smell.swf
According to this article, I got one more fact about why Smoking is good for you.
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shwe sin said
am September 29 2006 @ 8:18 am
According to this article, I got one more fact about why Smoking is good for you.
“Smoking can make your gf to miss you whenever she get that kinda smell.” or “If you are away from her, she will miss your smoking smell.”
ur’s another gf told like that????????????
crystal said
am October 1 2006 @ 4:35 am
I don’t think so.I’ll just write down some sentences that I’ve read in one of the article.This is not also what I’ve said
It’s from article
I’ll only write down some lines from the article.
“..Only a small component of cigarette smoke, which contains more than 4,700 chemical compounds, including 43 cancer-causing substances…In addition to being responsible for more than 85 per cent of lung cancers, smoking is associated to cause about 14 per cent of leukemia and cervical cancers.In 1990, smoking caused more than 84,000 deaths, mainly resulting from such problems as pneumonia, bronchitis and influenza……….As an illusion of the helath risks, in the case of a married couple where one partner is a smoker and one a non-smoker, the latter is believed to have a 30 per cent higher risk of detah from herart disease because of passive smoking….”
So I didn’t see anyting good from smoking
And also if one person really loves his/her life partner, he/she should drop the smoking habbit.
That’s my opinion.
I’m not againsting ur post, just telling my opinion.
Michael Sync said
am October 3 2006 @ 3:42 pm
Thanks for your comment. I do appreciate for your opinion.
Thanks again. Juli. (Oh..) Crystal.
julia said
am October 4 2006 @ 11:44 am
:-). U do hacking..Should be careful next time.
Meme and Me « Michael Sync said
am April 25 2007 @ 1:59 pm
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jane said
am September 17 2007 @ 6:58 pm
well yeh ur totally right im a smoker and 16…and the fucking government go mental over smokers when without us there wouldnt be much tax money the little fuckers and there gonna raise the age to 18 fuckin geeks lol
take care x gonna light up now
Michael Sync » [Funny] - No worry for warnings! said
am April 15 2008 @ 9:40 am
[...] Smoking is good for you! [...]
Georgia Muhto said
am April 25 2008 @ 12:09 pm
I see how you think smoking is good for you but do you think that smoking is good for the environment?!?
Michael Sync said
am April 25 2008 @ 9:58 pm
>>do you think that smoking is good for the environment?!?
As jane said, gov got tax and ppl can make money by selling it or producing it.
good for a lot of ppl..
but if you are talking about Air, tree or etc, I don’t have that much idea about that. but ppl who sell/produce cigarette can maintain those trees and etc by hiring someone who know about tree..
u know, men do at least one bad things. Some people enjoy drinking or smoking or being with girls or etc.. Smoking is much better than other things.. no vomitting, no fighting, no HIV or etc..
what ya say?
Georgia Muhto said
am April 26 2008 @ 10:08 am
do you think it’s hurting the air and\or world though?!?!?!
MB said
am May 8 2008 @ 9:20 am
Just to let you know, the guy who wrote the original article is an idiot.
Who loves Macs.
Mitchell Cline said
am May 20 2008 @ 7:55 pm
I hope the people who are worried about the environment aren’t drivers, or drink out of fome cups.I’m a light smoker of 25 years and just had a heart scan for chest pains. Smoking wasn’t the problem my body is fine and my heart is as healthy as a 25 year olds. Stress was the problem and at the time I was trying to Quit!!! Do you think the process of making a flouressant lamp is without impact on the environment. I bet not, or else why would they tell you not to come in contact with the white powder inside. How do you think recycling copper wire is for the environment. Removing the plastic from the wire probably does more polluting than digging up the ore and smelting it. These are just some thoughts.
Michael Sync said
am May 20 2008 @ 8:38 pm
Nah. I think he is genius.
dont know..
nope..
yes. you are right. I don’t have any problem either. just feel so cool while smoking. hehe
How come Stress is the problem for you?
You mean, you can get tried so easily? Yes. it’s true. but it goes the same for those who are non-smokers who don’t do any sport..