1. Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2. Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
   Baby.
3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
   babies in one month.
4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
7. Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is
   delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.
9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

So…. Tell me… Which kinda person u are?

Note: Thanks to Eve for forwarding this mail..