* NOTE: It’s just for FUN. As u know, I LOVE Microsoft. :)
I found the code below from this link. Thanks to Donotalo for this coding. :)
/* Source Code – Windows XP
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();
} // main
Please read this coding very carefully.. It’s really funny….
Hav Fun! Njoy!
:-) It’s really funny.
>>It’s really funny.
Yeah. it’s..
Have you tried to install Windows Vista (maybe RC2)?
I guess, we might have more FUN! :)
what a genious…. Thatz all things Microsoft Windows has to do. lolz
>>Thatz all things Microsoft Windows has to do.
:).. lol.. Oh. Yeah.
I guess, The main method of Windows XP might be do_nothing_loop() function.. ; :D
So nice to see the attempt to damage Linux was futile :-))))))
Thanks for this. It really made my day!
Thats actually pretty close. :P
This is so fucking lame. And old, I saw it posted the first time on the net around 1998 or something. Wow, you must think you’re really “fresh” and “funky” and “cool” since you found it and just assumed that no one else had seen it, when in reality the entire world except you and your lame-ass friends have seen it a billion times.
Oh, and for the record: Microsoft sucks ass, and the only people who like it are tiny little fanboys like you.
Hi Rebenga,
Do you know when this post is posted??
>>assumed that no one else had seen it
Did I write like that somewhere in my post??
As I got this from forum, i know a lot of people already seem this one..
>>the only people who like it are tiny little fanboys like you.
A lot of people like Microsoft that’s why ms is still the biggest software company in the world.. but of course, MS Software are not for those who don’t have enough money to buy …
Can you tell me a lit bit more about you?? What are you?? You are saying something bad about Microsoft because you don’t get the windows as FREE?? :) lolz…
You’v been stumbled upon
Flammers are lame ….
you, you are simply moronic
>>You’v been stumbled upon
That mean some people likes this post… this is nothing I can do..
>>you, you are simply moronic
lolz..
btw, if you wanna tell me that I don’t know about latest technologies, you should take time to read my blog or subscribe my feed.. :) it’s too early for you to say like that to me..
haha.. so funny.. thanks… don’t be angry with those people, mike.. I think your blog is really great..
I saw your Firebug tutorial series… I like it.. It introduces me a lot of feature of firebug.. it helps me a lot…. thanks..
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I don’t think u get the MVP Reward you’re looking for
:) cuz of this post? :)
This code probably looks better than the actual code. This is well written and self documenting! Microsoft could probably do well to copy some of this ;)
waaaahaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What’s this source code for?
Gosh said
am September 2 2008 @ 12:11 pm
What’s this source code for?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh……
To show how stupid it is to use Windows Operating Systems. Apparently someone did not actually VIEW the entire code, or they would have noticed all the *Goofs* about it!
“Real People use Linux!!”
BTW……I forgot to mention. That was/is some pretty funny code. It nails M$ on the head!
i found no funny thing in it
rana said
am November 2 2008 @ 11:54 pm
i found no funny thing in it
– That is probably because you actually use windows, and you more then likely don’t know your computer code to actually make out what was trying to be accomplished by this whole thing to begin with. If you actually sit there and READ the entire code that is posted at the top of this page, I mean – REALLY read the entire thing, then maybe…..JUST MAYBE, you will see what is/was so funny about it.
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>You are saying something bad about Microsoft because you don’t get the >windows as FREE?? :) lolz…
That’s quite the narrow-minded thing to say.
As a computer science student, I can get Windows for free, I even have a legit install disc for Vista business edition that I got for free from a Microsoft rep. However, I don’t use Windows. I prefer to use Linux, it’s simply superior to Windows, and it’s a lot more fun :)
please open xp source code iwant to more knowlage in your operting system please thank you
hello how to rn this in dev c++
I guess something like this can only be funny if you know a bit about the history of Microsoft’s takeover. I guess it is funny in that people actually are so deprived of something to truly laugh at that they will laugh at this. I think the person who wrote this fake code is a bit like a lot of computer geeks, a bit tired of seeing Microsoft plunder the market while it enjoys its status as an industry standard. Linux is definitely superior in every way, except that they don’t make all the same great games compatible with Linux. Windows allows amateurs to believe they are smart. Heck if every computer ran on a version of Windows my gramma could be a network administrator. Linux is for the real pros.
That was good fun. Thank you.
how to wrote in borland C++
Tis is fake and gay I never heard about such crap as this is, I’mlookin for the real source code. and YOU CANNOT COMPILE THIS IN DEV C++ becaus you DO NOT have the other files included in the “code”.
Grtz Comeone who wants the Real source code…