Michael Sync

1. HARD DISK GIRLS
   she remembers everything, FOREVER.

   

2. RAM GIRLS
   she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

   

3. WINDOW GIRLS
   everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

   

4. SCREENSAVER GIRLS
   She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.

   

5. INTERNET GIRLS
   She is cool but difficult to access sometimes.

   

6. SERVER GIRLS
   Always busy when you need her.

   

7. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
   She makes horrible things look beautiful.

   

8. CD-ROM GIRLS
   She is always faster and faster.

   

9. EMAIL GIRLS
   Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

   

10. VIRUS GIRLS
    Also known as “???” [any guess? ].. when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything…

    

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