[Funny] – That’s not your fault. :)

It’s not the fault of a student if he/she fails his exam,
u know why? The year has 365′ days only.
Let’s count how many days a student get for practicing the lessons for a year..

Boring Lecture

Typical academic year for a student:

Sunday

Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

Summer

Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

Sleeping

8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

Playing

1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

Eating

2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

Talking

1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

Exam Days

Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

Fastival

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

Sickness

For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

Movie

Movies and functions – at least 2 days. 1 day left.

That 1 day is your birthday. Make A Wish birthday-card.gif
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

” Then how can a student pass ??” :)

Note: Thanks to Shwe Sin.

12 Comments so far »

  1. K.Sett said

    am March 16 2007 @ 2:13 am

    yesterday i took a leave. so i see today.
    it’s funny. good. :)

  2. Michael Sync said

    am March 16 2007 @ 4:06 am

    Thanks. Sett Sett. :)

  3. Sha said

    am March 19 2007 @ 6:27 pm

    So tempted to print this off and show my teacher as an excuse for not doing well in my tests LOL!

  4. Why we cannot pass exams (Thanks Mike) « Dreaming the dream - The ramblings of the one called Sha said

    am March 19 2007 @ 6:31 pm

    [...] the answer is here. [...]

  5. shiii said

    am March 22 2007 @ 2:57 pm

    yes..i made a wish on my birthday..
    then it seems fulfilled and so that’s why i passed exams.. :P

  6. Cindy said

    am March 27 2007 @ 1:30 pm

    This is too funny…I love it. Now if the “jobs” worked out the same way for parents, life would be good! BUT…too much time with the little darlings…not good! Day cares would be full! :)

  7. StumbleUpon Rocks! « Michael Sync said

    am April 28 2007 @ 5:26 am

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  8. Michael Sync » StumbleUpon Rocks! said

    am October 13 2007 @ 10:50 am

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  9. Ray said

    am January 19 2008 @ 7:49 pm

    Not: Thanks to Shwe Sin.

    Is the above sentence the same as “No thanks to Shwe Sin.”?:D

  10. Michael Sync said

    am January 19 2008 @ 7:57 pm

    Hey Ray,

    haha. :) thanks, man.. it should be “Note” :)

  11. scsfdev said

    am March 27 2008 @ 12:55 am

    Very funny and it really worth to review again and again.
    Laugh is one of the thing we need daily :)
    Laugh more and get older healthier :)
    That’s why most students can’t pass their school with good grades :)
    It’s not their faults :P

  12. tinmghtay said

    am March 27 2008 @ 12:56 am

    I like this very much..Very funny and very cute :)
    Note: To parents >> Says no more blame to students please its not our fault …
    :P

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