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[Funny] – That’s not your fault. :)

It’s not the fault of a student if he/she fails his exam,
u know why? The year has 365′ days only.
Let’s count how many days a student get for practicing the lessons for a year..

Boring Lecture

Typical academic year for a student:


Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.


Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.


8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.


1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.


2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.


1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

Exam Days

Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.


Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.


For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.


Movies and functions – at least 2 days. 1 day left.

That 1 day is your birthday. Make A Wish birthday-card.gif
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

” Then how can a student pass ??” :)

Note: Thanks to Shwe Sin.

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  1. So tempted to print this off and show my teacher as an excuse for not doing well in my tests LOL!

  2. yes..i made a wish on my birthday..
    then it seems fulfilled and so that’s why i passed exams.. :P

  3. This is too funny…I love it. Now if the “jobs” worked out the same way for parents, life would be good! BUT…too much time with the little darlings…not good! Day cares would be full! :)

  4. Not: Thanks to Shwe Sin.

    Is the above sentence the same as “No thanks to Shwe Sin.”?:D

  5. Very funny and it really worth to review again and again.
    Laugh is one of the thing we need daily :)
    Laugh more and get older healthier :)
    That’s why most students can’t pass their school with good grades :)
    It’s not their faults :P

  6. I like this very much..Very funny and very cute :)
    Note: To parents >> Says no more blame to students please its not our fault …