[Fav Thoughts] The Woman
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Text - The Woman
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day
An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on that one?”
And the Lord answered:“Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her ?”
“She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands”.
The angel was impressed.
“Just two hands….impossible!“
And this is the standard model?!
“Too much work for one day….wait until tomorrow and then complete her“.
“I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart”.
“She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day”.
The angel came nearer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord”
“She is soft“, said the Lord, “But I have also made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.“
“Can she think?” the angel asked.
The Lord answered:
“Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.”
The angel touched the womans cheek….
“Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.”
“She is not leaking….it’s a tear” the lord corrected the angel
“What’s it for?” asked the angel.
And the Lord said:
“Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”
This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!”
Indeed she is!
Woman has strengths that amazes man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when feeling like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, crys when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for what she belives in.
Stand up against injustice.
She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.
Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
But she finds the strength to get on with life.
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.
There is only one thing wrong with her
“She forgets what she is worth…“
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Anonymous said
am April 24 2007 @ 4:24 am
biggest bullshit post ever seen!!
Michael Sync said
am April 24 2007 @ 4:53 am
>> biggest bullshit post ever seen!!
thanks for comment.. i dont mind if you post your name instead of Anonymous…
barnyar said
am April 24 2007 @ 1:52 pm
Oeeww…
You made me realize how great am i!! =)
Btw, you’ve been tagged bro!!!
so, write up write up!!
BarNyar said
am April 24 2007 @ 1:54 pm
Oweee…
You just made me realize how great am i. =) tnx for the post..
Hey..you’ve been tagged too!!
write up write up!!
Anonymous said
am April 24 2007 @ 3:48 pm
sorie.. i guess since u’ve never met a witch before, u would say like that.
for me, i juz like to say it bullshit.
(even if i tell my name, u ‘d never know me)
Michael Sync said
am April 25 2007 @ 2:50 am
@Anonymous
>>i guess since u’ve never met a witch before, u would say like that.
I do understand about that.. i guess, you have really bad experiences with your girl.. Sorry..
>>(even if i tell my name, u ‘d never know me)
of course.. ya..
Anyway, I’m very glad that you come back to my blog and write the comment again…
Thank you.
@barnyar
>>You just made me realize how great am i. =) tnx for the post..
haha..
>>Hey..you’ve been tagged too!!
>>write up write up!!
oh. ya.. give me some time .. i’ll do that . bar nyar…
Goodboy said
am April 29 2008 @ 12:58 pm
Hi dear friend
As our friend anonymous said, we may not know eachother through out name … but when hearts feel the same way … how closer do we want to be ?
I believe just like you said beautifully ,
thank you for giving me such a great feeling
I just had a teeny tiny question ! This text looked like a ” great ” saying to me ! Is it said by someone special ? or you are that special person
god bless and godspeed !
Michael Sync said
am April 29 2008 @ 6:59 pm
Hey Goodboy, The special person in that story means for girls. Obviously, I’m not a girl.
Goodboy said
am May 1 2008 @ 3:12 am
Oh , sorry ’bout that
It would have been a good net to capture girls by the way
( just kidding )
Michael Sync said
am May 1 2008 @ 5:46 am
haha..
btw, your link “www.behy4fun.com” is not working? I saw your yahoo profile or etc but your link is offline..
Goodboy said
am May 4 2008 @ 10:43 am
dear friend
Sorry about my link. u’re right . it’s been offline for while.
the link above is my blog , which is written in persian
Yes, what a surprise , I’m persian
btw, Ironically, that profile is not mine ! @@
but thanx for checking me out anyway