Lessons in Logic

May 18, 2007

If your father is a poor man,

it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it’s your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -

education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect…..

But nobody’s perfect……

so why practice?

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If it’s true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,

people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.

There’s Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in

life.

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The wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.

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“Your future depends on your dreams”

So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning

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“Hard work never killed anybody”

But why take the risk

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“Work fascinates me”

I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station….

what more can I say……..

Note: Thanks to Julia for forwarding this mail.

Lessons in Logic

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9 Comments to "Lessons in Logic"

  1. Pyih Phyoe Sett wrote:

    I like this post. I feel something for your some lessons in logic.

    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

    * I am most unsuccessful man Because I have more than two. :(

    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.

    * I decided not to learn but I have so many future plans and dreams. So…

    “Your future depends on your dreams”
    So go to sleep

    *Now i m sleeping :P

  2. shwe sin wrote:

    A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.

    On my desk, I have a work station…

    what more can I say……

    ha ha
    i like it.

  3. Myo Kyaw Htun wrote:

    Funny! I’ve digged

  4. Myo Kyaw Htun wrote:

    Sorry, not digg. Stumbleupon he :)

  5. YM wrote:

    “Behind every successful man, there is a woman”

    I start finding now ko mchl :)

  6. Michael Sync wrote:

    Practice makes perfect…..

    But nobody’s perfect……

    so why practice?

    :) here is another one..

    I’m nobody.

    nobody’s perfect.

    So, Am I perfect? :P

    One should love animals.

    They are so tasty.

    i like this too..

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  8. Ashish C. wrote:

    Mwahahahahahaha… I loved all of them! Great job Mike! :cool:

    I’ve Stumbled too!

  9. chandrapal wrote:

    Good.
    Nice.

    I have one , Hope you will like it.

    Coconut oil is of coconut.
    Almond oil is of almond.
    Gooseberry/Amla oil is of Gooseberry/Amla
    And Baby oil?

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