If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
so why practice?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk
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“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
what more can I say……..
Note: Thanks to Julia for forwarding this mail.
I like this post. I feel something for your some lessons in logic.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
* I am most unsuccessful man Because I have more than two. :(
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
* I decided not to learn but I have so many future plans and dreams. So…
“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep
*Now i m sleeping :P
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…
what more can I say……
ha ha
i like it.
Funny! I’ve digged
Sorry, not digg. Stumbleupon he :)
“Behind every successful man, there is a woman”
I start finding now ko mchl :)
:) here is another one..
I’m nobody.
nobody’s perfect.
So, Am I perfect? :P
i like this too..
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Mwahahahahahaha… I loved all of them! Great job Mike! :cool:
I’ve Stumbled too!
Good.
Nice.
I have one , Hope you will like it.
Coconut oil is of coconut.
Almond oil is of almond.
Gooseberry/Amla oil is of Gooseberry/Amla
And Baby oil?
it is quite sad that most train stations these days are horrendously overloaded _