An Exchange of ‘Beauty’ and ‘Money’

Diana htoo from Facebook posted this awesome message on my Funwall last week. I’m kinda like it. If you already know about this, you may skip it or read it again. (I told you this because I got some bad comments in this post.)

Okay. Let’s start reading.. I hope you like it too…

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Title: Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic reply from a financial person

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

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Here’s a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of ‘beauty’ and ‘money’: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a ‘trading position’. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term, same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or ‘leased’. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in ‘leasing’ services, do contact me.

signed, J.P. Morgan

5 thoughts on “An Exchange of ‘Beauty’ and ‘Money’

  1. Well.. If I am that preety woman, I would reply :

    don’t forget..if you marry a pretty lady, there is higher probability you get pretty girl and handsome son.

    your beautiful daughter has higher probability to attract rich guys and your handsome son is easier to attract rich woman..

    so.. once you invest in me..you actually invest your future retirement.. since if your grandchild look good they also has higher probability to attract rich people..

    so your investment in me is not depreciation..in fact it has exponential appreciation…

  2. Hi Belthazor,

    haha.. Yes. You are right.. but it’s not 100% sure thing to get pretty girl and handsome son… and also, It doens’t matter for parent whether their son or daughter get married with rich ppl or not.. expecting something from son or daughter is not so good..

    Actually, I hate girls who are looking for rich ppl… Marriage should come from Love.. not money.. Money is something for hooker :)

  3. These days marriage has become a pure business.Both Girls and Boys wants huge money nothing else.LOVE has been disappeared from this beautiful world.

    Thanks
    Kailash

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