Michael Sync

Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…ok”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

This is how good business is done.

“DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,

“Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!”

“Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
Button.”

“Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of Unauthorized Program Activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared And said:”

“You’ve Got Male’!“

1. HARD DISK GIRLS
   she remembers everything, FOREVER.

   

2. RAM GIRLS
   she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

   

3. WINDOW GIRLS
   everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

   

4. SCREENSAVER GIRLS
   She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.

   

5. INTERNET GIRLS
   She is cool but difficult to access sometimes.

   

6. SERVER GIRLS
   Always busy when you need her.

   

7. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
   She makes horrible things look beautiful.

   

8. CD-ROM GIRLS
   She is always faster and faster.

   

9. EMAIL GIRLS
   Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

   

10. VIRUS GIRLS
    Also known as “???” [any guess? ].. when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything…

    

Thanks to Eve for forwarding this email.

Thanks to Tyne for forwarding this pics to me.

#1

Note: Thanks to Eve for forwarding this funny mail..

#2

WOMAN has MAN in it

SHE has HE in it

Mrs. Has Mr. In it

LADY has LAD in it

MISTRESS has MISTER in it

MADAM has ADAM in it

HOSTESS has HOST in it

FEMALE has MALE in it so on the list is unending

So No need to proud…..

Girls are always incomplete without boys.

#3

Catch her by her waist…

Bring her home..

Keep you hand on her neck

Put you lips on her lips

have a nice drink…PEPSI

Thanks to Sanay for those two.
I think these are pretty nice so that I’m sharing with you all.. Hope, you like it too.

Hey guys, Very boring??

Let me show you very nice post from this blog.

Here are some Q&As that I took out from original post. [All credits goes to him for finding this.]

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
– Martin, age 10

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them
– Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
– Ricky, age 10

Have Fun!