[Joke] WHAT HURTS MORE?

Which one is more painful ? This one… or This … ???????????? :-)

[Joke] Shortest method to success

Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son : “I will choose my own bride!” Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son : “Well, in that case…ok” Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father:…

[Joke] DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?

“DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!” “Well, I saw your Mom and I…

[Joke] Types of Girls

HARD DISK GIRLS she remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM GIRLS she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOW GIRLS everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER GIRLS She…

[Cute Photo] Will you marry me?

Thanks to Tyne for forwarding this pics to me.

[Funny] ABCDEFG – GFEDCBA

#1 Note: Thanks to Eve for forwarding this funny mail.. #2 WOMAN has MAN in it SHE has HE in it Mrs. Has Mr. In it LADY has LAD in it MISTRESS has MISTER in it MADAM has ADAM in…